I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

George Carlin
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If the shortest sentence is actually "I am", it's clear that the longest sentence is "I do". A sentence can be said to start with a verb if it makes sense grammatically and has a subject and a predicate. The sentence, "I am" makes no sense as a legitimate English sentence because it does not have a subject or a predicate. However, as long as we're discussing English sentences, we must go on and discuss the longest sentence in the entire language. It's said that "I do" is the longest sentence because it contains the word "do" and takes over two complete lines.

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